Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Today's the Day the Teddy Bears Have Their Picnic

Man, I just love planning parties.  I think that if I didn't love teaching so much I could definitely make a career out of party planning and catering.  And it would be SO much fun to spend someone else's money.  But I digress.  On Mother's Day we hosted the girls' second and fourth birthdays and had our family and friends over for a picnic.  My trust in the science of meteorology was wavering when it was still overcast and drizzling at 10:30 am, but, just as predicted, the sun peeked out at 11:00 and the rest of the day was amazing.

I don't think I've ever had a more exciting birthday bash. Not because of the decorations, guests, presents, food, etc, but because of the immeasurable happiness on both girls' faces all day long.  Kaia is definitely a birthday lover.  It doesn't have to be her birthday, just any birthday.  She knows that where there's a birthday, there's cake, and that's all a girl really needs, right?  In the weeks leading to her birthday at the end of April she woke every day to declare, "it's my birthday!"  In the two weeks between her birthday and the girls' joint party her daily declaration became, "it's my birthday party!" There was never a doubt that her party was going to make her happy.

Kenzie, on the other hand, had a kind of subdued excitement about her pending birthday.  She thinks much more analytically about it all.  She remembered that turning four meant she would finally be able to have popcorn ('cause for some reason it's a choke-able until age four, "they" say).  She knows that age four means the start of preschool, and it means being one year closer to being five.  She's very excited about five. Possibly because a year ago I, apparently, told her that when she is five she can ride a horse.  As her big day  got closer, though, her outward excitement grew.  The night before her party I tucked her into bed and said, "Guess what?  Tonight you are going to sleep and you're only three, but, when you wake up in the morning, you're going to be four!"  Her ear-to-ear grin was beautiful.  

As evidenced by the following videos and pictures, Kenzie and Kaia had the most fun they've ever had.  Kenzie couldn't contain her joy, often jumping and running with excitement.  Kaia ate any piece of junk food she could get her hands on and made the rounds drinking from every "boo box" (juice box) she saw.  It helped, of course, that we have the most fun and loving group of family and friends that any two girls could dream of.  What a great weekend.


Kenzie looked like she might cry from the sheer joy of it all.



Cousin Kaitlin leads the girls around the yard.



Super cool, impromptu fort.




"Mommy, look at my gobbles."


Jumping for joy (and this was after nearly everyone had gone home).

Monday, May 13, 2013

Conversations with Kiddos

The day after the girls' super fun Teddy Bear Picnic birthday party...
Me: Kaia, what was your favorite thing about yesterday's party?
Kaia: I...love...playing...with...all...my........................pickles!
Haha!  I'm not sure if this is really advanced for a two-year-old.  You know, leading me to believe she would say friends and then throwing pickles in at the last second.  OR, this is a sign that Kaia has no idea what even happened yesterday.  I choose the former.

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While enjoying a delicious (if I do say so myself) homemade mac n' cheese dinner...
Kenzie: Mommy, you make the BEST noodles.  In this house.
Me: Haha.  Thanks, honey.
Kenzie: 'Cause we don't know if there is someone who makes better noodles in the whole wide world.  So you make the best noodles in this house.
I love that girl's honesty.

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While talking about her future...
Kenzie: when I grow up I’m going to be a mommy.
Me: You are?
Kenzie: Yup.  But I have to be married to be a mommy, right?
Me: Ah, yup.
Kenzie: But (thinking), how does being married get you a baby?
Me: Well (thinking), to have a baby, you have to have someone you really, really love.  Like daddy really loves me and I really love daddy.
Kenzie: Kaia really really loves me, right?
Me: Yes, but to have a baby it has to be someone you aren’t related to.
Kenzie: It can’t be someone in my family?
Me: Right.
Kenzie: Oh, okay.
Okay, that clears that right up. Done.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Conversations with Kiddos

Me: Let's get going upstairs.  I need you to go to bed so I can take a break.  You know, when you girls are sleeping, I'm not a mommy anymore.
Kenzie: Huh?
Me: Yeah.  I don't have to be a mommy anymore when you are sleeping.
Dustin (against his better judgement): That's right.  When you are sleeping she's not a mommy anymore.  After that she's just a wife.
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Kenzie: Massachusetts kinda sounds like Cheez-Its.  It's like Massacheezits.
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When a dominant rooster wants to mate, a good hen (one who knows her place) stops and squats and lets the roo do his thing.  Kaia has been chasing the chickens as of late and a couple of them have started to drop into this position when she is near.  In essence, our chickens think Kaia is a rooster.   Hence, the following heated dialogue. Quite possibly the strangest thing we'll ever scold our children for doing.


Dustin: Kaia!
Me: Kaia! No!
Dustin: Kaia!  Do NOT sit on the chicken!  Get off the chicken!!
Me: KAIA!  GET OFF THE CHICKEN!
Dustin (running to her): No!  No!  We do NOT sit on the chickens!
Kaia: hahahahahahaha
 After a few minutes sitting on the stairs (pretending) to contemplate her wrong-doing...
 Me: Kaia, it is not nice to sit on the chickens.  You could hurt them.  We don't want to hurt the chickens.
Kaia (patting my arm sympathetically): Okay, Mommy.  Okay.

Ooo boy that girl likes to test us.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Sleepover!

Now that Lily is attending school every day, it's harder to find the time to get together.  This week is school vacation and she got to sleep over. The girls had a blast.  We celebrated the nice weather with the first ice cream cone of the season.  I didn't think an ice-cream-cone-eating tutorial was necessary, but regretted that after both Lily and Kenzie got their cones and immediately ate the bottoms off. Doh!


After bath time, Kaia, the entertainer, went to bed (in hopes that she would be asleep before the big girls).  While they waited for Kaia to fall asleep Kenzie and Lily "read" Go Dog Go together.



Finally, when I was sure Kaia was asleep, the girls went upstairs.  Sometimes being quiet is really hard for toddlers (go figure) and it wasn't long before Kaia was up and running again.  After about twenty minutes of Kaia singing various songs (Row Row Row, Twinkle Twinkle, Ring Around the Rosy, and more) and instigating the others..."Lily!  Wake up Lily!" I decided to get her out. Lily was thankful for Kaia's departure.  She said, "good, 'cause I can't sleep with all that talking."  Ha!

So much cousin fun.  Now all three girls are spent and need a couple days of rest to recuperate. Who knew bubbles and sandboxes could be so exhausting?


Sunday, March 24, 2013

Goodnight Gorrilla

I caught Kenzie reading the book Goodnight Gorilla it to Kaia the other morning.  This is one of those sweet sister moments that makes the moments in my previous posts all so very worth it.

I love these girls.



At the end, when Kaia is trying to grab the camera, she wants to watch "chickens chase me."  Haha.

Bedtime

Before viewing, please note: some of you may wonder why I am letting Kenzie scream like this instead of going to see what she wants.  Let's just say that I'm certain what she wanted involved straightening of the covers, adjusting of the pjs, re- positioning of the bedside sippy cup, or other such nonsense.  We thought "sleep-training" was for infants but have learned that toddlers need occasional refresher courses.  Hence my choice NOT to respond to the tragic calling of my name.

I hope this makes you laugh like it makes me laugh every time I watch it.


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

I Need to Call the Whaaaambulance

Tough times in our house these days.  There are so many things to cry about.

Including:

  • my shirt isn't tucked in right
  • my blankets aren't perfect
  • my yogurt isn't properly hiding the strawberries
  • my pants are too short
  • my pants are too long
  • my sister is touching me
  • this isn't the song I wanted
  • I'm hungry
  • I'm tired
  • I don't want to take a nap
  • I don't like carrots
  • the baby won't sit up
  • I don't want to go potty
  • I need more milk in my cereal
  • I have to go potty
  • I need a tissue
  • my sister won't do exactly what I tell her to do
  • My ratio of Mini-Wheats to Cheerios is WAY off
  • My shirt is touching me
  • my sleeves are too short
  • my sleeves are too long
  • my shoes hurt
  • my nails are pokey
  • that's not the spoon I wanted
  • the music is wrong
  • the closet is open
  • I wanted to read the other book first
  • the cheese didn't melt how I wanted
  • it hurts to have my hair brushed 
  • I wanted to stay in the bath longer
  • I'm too tired to take a bath
  • It's the middle of the night
  • I wanted to feed Kona
  • that's my chair
  • I wanted to put the cover on
This is a phase, right?