McKenzie: Mommy has a big neck.
Me: A big neck?
Me: What about you? Do you have a big neck?
McKenzie (thinking): Nope. Just Mommy.
Nana (handing McKenzie a black-eyed susan): Here's a pretty flower.
McKenzie (examining it): There's poop on it.
Me: We are going to go to a museum today with Lily. Doesn't that sound fun?
McKenzie: Maybe big party there.
Me: Maybe there will be a big party there? I don't think so, honey.
McKenzie: Maybe. Maybe cake there.