Me: We need to call Adam and sing happy birthday. We missed him yesterday.
McKenzie: I told daddy that I would remember, but then I didn't remember. I guess I should have said I would try to remember. 'Cause, if I said I would remember and then I didn't remember that's....bad. I guess. But if I said I would try and then I forget, then it's okay.
Kenzie was confused when I told her I needed to work on an assignment for my grad class.
McKenzie (mockingly): Mommy, how to you write a paper?